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Key & Peele - Block Auction

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    About this scene

    The Key & Peele 'Auction Block' sketch — Key and Peele are on the block at a slave auction, trying to out-bid each other with increasingly absurd self-deprecation. 44 lines: the auction host's cadence, the bidders' quick counters, and Key/Peele's escalating one-upmanship. The auction-host lines are the metronome; everything else lands between them.

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    1. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:00 — AUCTION HOST00:00AUCTION HOST“What a beautiful, and blessed day, for an auction. Alright, y'all, get on up there.”
    2. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:09 — KEY00:09KEY“Put that whip down and see what happens, though.”
    3. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:11 — PEELE00:11PEELE“Straight up, I don't care what plantation I end up on, I'm straight staging a revolt in this motherf*****.”
    4. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:17 — KEY00:17KEY“Hells yeah.”
    5. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:18 — AUCTION HOST00:18AUCTION HOST“We have lot A, lot B and lot C.”
    6. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:22 — BIDDER 100:22BIDDER 1“'Uh, 3 dollars on lot A.', '4 dollars.', '5.'”
    7. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:25 — AUCTION HOST00:25AUCTION HOST“5 dollars going once, twice, three times, sold. Lot A goes to the man in the black hat.”
    8. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:36 — PEELE00:36PEELE“I mean, good.”
    9. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:37 — KEY00:37KEY“Yeah.”
    10. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:38 — PEELE00:38PEELE“I'm glad I didn't get sold, 'cause I don't want to be owned by another human being. ”
    11. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:42 — KEY00:42KEY“Whoever buys me, they better kill me the first day, or I'ma go buck-wild on the whole operation.”
    12. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:46 — PEELE00:46PEELE“Okay.”
    13. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:47 — AUCTION HOST00:47AUCTION HOST“Next one, get up on up there, now.”
    14. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:55 — BIDDER 100:55BIDDER 1“'6 dollars on lot A.', '7 dollars.', '8', '9',”
    15. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 00:59 — AUCTION HOST00:59AUCTION HOST“9 dollar going once, twice, three times, sold.”
    16. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:04 — KEY01:04KEY“Okay, well you have to buy that dude.”
    17. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:06 — PEELE01:06PEELE“It's a no brainer.”
    18. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:07 — KEY01:07KEY“I mean that guy's huge.”
    19. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:08 — PEELE01:08PEELE“Massive individual.”
    20. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:09 — KEY01:09KEY“That's two of me.”
    21. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:10 — PEELE01:10PEELE“Anybody would buy him.”
    22. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:11 — KEY01:11KEY“I'd buy that dude.”
    23. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:12 — PEELE01:12PEELE“My question is, how did they catch him?”
    24. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:14 — AUCTION HOST01:14AUCTION HOST“Next.”
    25. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:16 — KEY01:16KEY“Oh, okay.”
    26. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:19 — BIDDER 101:19BIDDER 1“'Two dollars on lot A.'”
    27. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:21 — AUCTION HOST01:21AUCTION HOST“Two dollars going once, twice, three times sold.”
    28. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:24 — PEELE01:24PEELE“See now, that surprises me.”
    29. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:25 — KEY01:25KEY“That is interesting to say the least.”
    30. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:27 — PEELE01:27PEELE“I mean, well, it just seems like at a certain point, it's like, do they even know what they're looking for?”
    31. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:31 — KEY01:31KEY“I mean, it's like the whole criteria seems just a little inconsistent.”
    32. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:34 — PEELE01:34PEELE“I mean at some point, I want to be on lot A.”
    33. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:37 — KEY01:37KEY“Yeah, can a brother get on lot A?”
    34. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:39 — AUCTION HOST01:39AUCTION HOST“Next.”
    35. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:43 — KEY01:43KEY“Oh, here we go.”
    36. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:44 — PEELE01:44PEELE“Here we go. It's been a pleasure.”
    37. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:45 — KEY01:45KEY“Give them hell.”
    38. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:46 — BIDDER 101:46BIDDER 1“'8 dollars on lot A.'”
    39. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:48 — AUCTION HOST01:48AUCTION HOST“Going once, twice, three times, sold.”
    40. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:50 — PEELE01:50PEELE“How does that happen?”
    41. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:50 — KEY01:50KEY“Nope, not true what you just said- that's gobbledygook. Okay, that can't be true because what can this dude do. Look at him, what can he pick? A cotton plant is like this tall.”
    42. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:51 — PEELE01:51PEELE“How does it happen?”
    43. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 01:58 — KEY01:58KEY“No offense, brotha, I'm just saying.”
    44. Key & Peele - Block Auction at 02:00 — PERSON02:00PERSON“Offense taken.”
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