Jack Horner & Cricket

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1. 00:00JACK HORNERWhat do you think bug? Do I wait for the cats to steal the map and kill them? Or do I just kill everybody all at once?
2. 00:07CRICKETYou know, I'm starting to think you don't appreciate the value of a life.
3. 00:11JACK HORNERNo, I mean I love THESE guys.
4. 00:14BAKER'S DOZEN[Yelping in pain]
5. 00:16JACK HORNERFlex the glutes. I need a solid surface.
6. 00:19CRICKETThere's good in all people. There's good in all people. You know, Jack, maybe we need to dig a little deeper.
7. 00:25CRICKETTell me about your childhood.
8. 00:27JACK HORNERYou know, I never had much as a kid.
9. 00:31JACK HORNERJust loving parents, stability, and a mansion, and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit.
10. 00:39JACK HORNERUseless crap like that.
11. 00:42JACK HORNERBut once I get my wish, I'll finally have the one thing that will make me happy.
12. 00:49CRICKETOh, well, what's that?
13. 00:50JACK HORNERAll of the magic in the world, for me, and no one else gets any.
14. 00:57JACK HORNERIs that so much?
15. 00:58CRICKETYES!
16. 00:59JACK HORNERAgree to disagree.
17. 01:01JACK HORNERAll right! Bring it over.
18. 01:02BAKER'S DOZEN[Panicking]
19. 01:09SURVIVING BAKERHelp!
20. 01:10CRICKETSweet mother of goose, Jack!
21. 01:13JACK HORNERWell, you know what they say: can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men. [Chuckles]
22. 01:19CRICKETThat was horrible. Your wish is horrible. YOU'RE horrible. You're an irredeemable monster!
23. 01:28JACK HORNERWhoa, whoa. What took you so long, idiot?
24. 01:31CRICKET[Screams]
25. 01:33JACK HORNERYou're not chatty, are you?
26. 01:35SURVIVING BAKERMmm, mmm.