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Steamed Hams - Dub Pack

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    The Simpsons 'Steamed Hams' scene — Skinner invites Superintendent Chalmers over for dinner and the Krusty Burger hamburgers keep getting worse. 41 lines, all in rapid back-and-forth. The Skinner/Chalmers cadence is the whole game: every dodge lands or dies on timing. The original audio was stripped (it's the dub target), so scoring compares your take to your own take window — not to original audio.

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    1. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 00:03 — SUPERINTENDENT00:03SUPERINTENDENTWell, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
    2. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 00:06 — SKINNER00:06SKINNERAh, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
    3. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 00:11 — SUPERINTENDENT00:11SUPERINTENDENTMeh.
    4. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 00:14 — SKINNER00:14SKINNER[Gasp]
    5. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 00:16 — SKINNER00:16SKINNEROh 'Ye Gods! My roast is ruined!
    6. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 00:20 — SKINNER00:20SKINNERBut what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
    7. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 00:26 — SKINNER00:26SKINNERHo ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
    8. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 00:32 — SUPERINTENDENT00:32SUPERINTENDENTAh-
    9. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 00:47 — SUPERINTENDENT00:47SUPERINTENDENTSEEEEYMOOOOUR!!
    10. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 00:49 — SKINNER00:49SKINNERSuperintendent! I was just... uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric excersize! Care to join me?
    11. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 00:55 — SUPERINTENDENT00:55SUPERINTENDENTWhy is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
    12. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 00:58 — SKINNER00:58SKINNERUh... Oh! That isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having! Mmm... Steamed Clams!
    13. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:07 — SKINNER01:07SKINNERWhew...
    14. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:11 — SKINNER01:11SKINNERSuperintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!
    15. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:14 — SUPERINTENDENT01:14SUPERINTENDENTI thought we were having Steamed Clams.
    16. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:17 — SKINNER01:17SKINNERD'oh, no! I said Steamed Hams! That's what I call hamburgers!
    17. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:21 — SUPERINTENDENT01:21SUPERINTENDENTYou call hamburgers "Steamed Hams?"
    18. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:23 — SKINNER01:23SKINNERYes! It's a... regional dialect.
    19. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:26 — SUPERINTENDENT01:26SUPERINTENDENTUh-huh. Eh, what region?
    20. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:28 — SKINNER01:28SKINNERUh... upstate New York?
    21. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:29 — SUPERINTENDENT01:29SUPERINTENDENTReally? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hams."
    22. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:34 — SKINNER01:34SKINNEROh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
    23. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:37 — SUPERINTENDENT01:37SUPERINTENDENTI see.
    24. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:40 — SUPERINTENDENT01:40SUPERINTENDENTY'know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
    25. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:43 — SKINNER01:43SKINNEROh ho ho ho, no! Patented Skinnerburgers! Old family recipe!
    26. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:49 — SUPERINTENDENT01:49SUPERINTENDENT...for Steamed Hams?
    27. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:51 — SKINNER01:51SKINNERYes!
    28. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:52 — SUPERINTENDENT01:52SUPERINTENDENTYes, and you call them Steamed Hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled?
    29. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 01:57 — SKINNER01:57SKINNERY- uh... Y'know, t-... One thing I sh-... 'scuse me for one second.
    30. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 02:04 — SUPERINTENDENT02:04SUPERINTENDENTOf course.
    31. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 02:06 — SKINNER02:06SKINNER[Yawn] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, I'm pooped.
    32. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 02:11 — SUPERINTENDENT02:11SUPERINTENDENTYes, I should be- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
    33. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 02:15 — SKINNER02:15SKINNERAurora Borealis.
    34. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 02:16 — SUPERINTENDENT02:16SUPERINTENDENTAh- AURORA BOREALIS. AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!?
    35. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 02:26 — SKINNER02:26SKINNERYes!
    36. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 02:28 — SUPERINTENDENT02:28SUPERINTENDENT...May I see it?
    37. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 02:30 — SKINNER02:30SKINNER...No.
    38. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 02:32 — SKINNER'S MOTHER02:32SKINNER'S MOTHERSEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
    39. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 02:34 — SKINNER02:34SKINNERNo, mother, it's just the Northern Lights.
    40. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 02:37 — SUPERINTENDENT02:37SUPERINTENDENTWell, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you Steam a good Ham.
    41. Steamed Hams - Dub Pack at 02:45 — SKINNER'S MOTHER02:45SKINNER'S MOTHERHEEELP! HEEEEELP!
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